If you post it, she will comment (in 3rd person)

[Bubble Gum Junkie]

I felt (and was gently complained to) that my presence here on the forum has been lax.

Therefore, I offer unto you,

... DUN dun DUUUUN

a new thread *ding!

Ask me questions, and I'll answer them. They can be about whatever or not. To get us started in the right direction, I'll answer a few of the questions that I am asked most:

1) Yes, oh god yes. thank the lord I'm not lactose intolerant.
2) Yes, they are real.
3) Captain Jean-Luke Picard.
4) Picking my nose.
5) A carrot.

Hope that puts some minds at ease knowing the answers to those questions that I get asked, but failed to list accompanying the answers above.

[amishcow]

I have no idea what your post could possibly be in reference to... what kind of a jerk would complain about your forum presence? He was probably just cranky he didnt get a periodic table panties patch ;D

I see you've already answered the first five questions I was going to ask:

1. Did the mean kids at school ever force feed you poo flavored ice cream?
2. Are the portals produced from the "replica" portal gun for real or just figments of the characters imaginations?!?
3. Who would you rather do: Captain Nemo, Captain Crunch, Captain America, The Captain, Captain Jean Luc Picard, or Captain Jack Sparrow?
4. Whats the hottest thing a guy could be doing to you on a first date?
5. An animal, vegetable, or mineral BGJ would mate with?

And will continue with question number six, i'm sure you have no idea what I could possibly ask:

6. Whats with the my little pony comics!?!?

~amishcow~

[Bubble Gum Junkie]

So, the My Little Pony comic series...

... not exactly my finest moments, but way back when I was in college taking 18 credits, 2 jobs, a few social clubs and wanting desperately just to draw instead of staying up till 2am writing papers and the like, they happened.

Given these parameters, there were several funny drunk one-liners with friends that I just couldn't work into the regular comic and have it make sense, let alone spend the time to draw it all. So I took a hint from Dinosaur Comics www.qwantz.com/index.php.

They use the same panels over with different text, and my friend and I had just gone to McD's for the sole purpose of aquiring some cute ponies in our happy meals. So, I made about a million ridiculous comics featuring irrelevant ponies in order to keep updating at a fairly regular pace, sacrificing common sense and story line (which at the time, was fairly non-existant).

Most of those comics aren't actually funny, but it was fun to try something different/easy.

Got any other questions?

[amishcow]

Interesting... and you got some tasty McBurgers out of the deal. Score!

Which comic strip of yours was your favorite to write and why?

[Bubble Gum Junkie]

Wow, well, it's been about 5 years since the original comic was drawn, and I'd have to go through all of them and pick one.

I will say that anything with Jet Pack Logan was fun. I definitely love some of the original pages (ie: 1-10ish) just because of what time in my life it was so the cartoons bring back some fond memories.

With this in mind, I really like the style I'm drawing in now, and it's hard to have a favorite. I like www.bubblegumjunkie.com/comic/pages/comic111.php because of how well the frames worked out plus a similar thing happened between a friend and me.

I like www.bubblegumjunkie.com/comic/pages/comic125.php because of how the frames, color scheme, and content managed to fit in one 8.5" x 11" page. Plus i got to say Ferrengi.

I've gotten a lot of good feedback about people who liked Hobotron, and the "How to be a good boyfriend/girlfriend comic" www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/cnb3y/how_to_of_a_good_relationship/

SO.. those are mine. Also, if you like a comic, and you read reddit, I wouldn't hate you if you linked it. Sorry I dont have buttons to make it easier. Hopefully the next design will though.

Cheers!

[spadej1]

Wow, get bogged down with work and you miss everything! I can't believe you'd rather do Capt. Pickard than Captain America OR Jack Sparrow. Seriously? ~

I agree with the good boyfriend/girlfriend comic. Best...Comic...Ever

My question is; How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

That is all.

[Bubble Gum Junkie]

362 for chocolate flavor

278 for cherry

I never tried the other flavors. for serious. i counted.

[amishcow]

Hmm... what is "karma" on this website and how come no one has any??

[Horris]

It would seem that we are all insufferable bastards and have no kharma!!

[amishcow]

OMG WHO GAVE ME NEGATIVE ONE KARMA?!?!?! Who did it?!?!! Show yourself!!

[Bubble Gum Junkie]

Kharma's over rated.

it should be bacon points or something.

[amishcow]

If Claire could date anyone from another webcomic (QC, cad, penny arcade, etc etc) who would she date and why?

[Bubble Gum Junkie]

Interesting....

Well, if I had to guess, I think she'd have more success with Ethan from CAD. That's mostly because I think she's a lot like Lilah.

I think she'd have to deal with too much drama if she were ever in a comic with QC cast, but Kayto and Pint-size might get along. Claire would probably just want to beat some sense into everyone else.

I'd like to see her in a nedroid comic though.

[amishcow]

What do tachyons smell like?

I guess it depends on how fast they're moving and where they originated from?!?!?!!?

[Ben]

The roll over hints towards nacho smells